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January 03, 2007

'lock me up and pass the minions

Okay all of you Warlock voters. Here she is--my human warloc-- Sandrina! AND in just a day and a half, I have leveled her to 12 and a half. (Shuddup. Remember: the halfsies are important!)

For your viewing pleasure, I have given to you my warlock! (Also known as 'lock--for those down with the 411 on the abbreviations. Which I am just learning. We will discuss the whole dot dot dot thing I see all the time in general chat another time. I finally figured that one out! And by figured out, of course I mean was told.)

SANDRINA: Human Warlock, level 12 (and a half), Twisting Nether server. She's a total "brick--hooouuuse!"

I have to tell you, I absolute crack up at the attitude of the imp. The comments it makes when you send it to attack something are hilarious with it's squeaky little bitchy self. (Why do I relate?)

"Can't we all just get along?"
"This was NOT in my contract!"
"Oh, sure, send the little guy!"

I mean, nothing like hearing a tiny, bitchy imp while in battle.

I just got my voidwalker, so I am not sure what kind of attitude he has, but I am sure he has one since I have to PAY to use his sorry butt. He gives me attitude. I was told he is good for "tanking" like my druid bear form. (Oh joy! We all remember how much I got that whole discussion.)

So thanks for playing along and helping me choose. Now for review so you can HELP me and at least say howdy to me, her name is Sandrina and she has to live on the Twisting Nether server. (And no, I did not pick my own server. The testosterone in the house did and I wanted help.) Look me up and let's quest!

Oh, and one more thing: We women are starting an all women guild. If it turns out we are all wives, we can play around with the Widower Maker name. If we are not, we will find something equally kick-assishness. Let me know if you are interested in joining. I will have more details later-- like on what server and important crap like that-- when I come up with them. Or they are suggested. Or it just happens. Something like that. I will let you know.

In the extended entry, you can find her with her imp minion (frolicking with my mini-diablo) and also with her voidwalker (not WINDbreaker which I keep calling him. And no I am not meaning those slick type jackets but one who breaks wind. Tell me these Voidwalkers don't break wind. They SO do. That is why they are so cranky! Gas!)

Evil frolicking in the grass. Makes you want to strangle little bunnies, huh!

Tell me this is not a WINDbreaker. I thought not!

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September 06, 2006

Mother of the Year? Not so much tonight

While the kids were happy and enjoying a movie I took the opportunity to jump online and play a bit of World of Warcraft. Oh, yes, I did! I took my little Night Elf and lead her to a level 16. I checked on the kids. Fine. Playing. Not a care in the world as to what Mom was doing.

"Snacks, kids?" I asked as I tossed junk food dessert at them.

"Tired, honey?" I questioned as my son began to have heavy eyes (before bedtime).

Back to the questing. To the obsessing playing the game. Must level. Must level. Where is that Red Crystal? Oh, not those freaking Moonkins again. Must finished these 4 half way done quests.

Kids? Oh, yeah, I have kids. Must check on the kids.

The tween decided to go crawl in bed...at bedtime. I went to go say goodnight and he was sound asleep.

BAD mom strike ONE!

The teen came to me asking if I had any stomach medicine because he was still feeling sick at his stomach.
"Uhhhh, well....can I check in a minute? I am nearly finished. Crap. Just died. Okay, now I can find something to soothe your tummy."

He was found sound asleep on the couch.

BAD mom strike TWO!

Okay, before I do anything else I need to snuggle and read with the baby girl. I searched the house high and low for her. It was bedtime. At least it was just bedtime and not hours past. But, where was she? With her older brothers both crashed out early, she is somewhere entertaining herself. But where?

I found her hiding under a blanket in the playroom sound asleep. (Of course this is after I freaked and insisted she must've taken the car for a joy ride because she had to meet some of her kindergarten playground gang!) I picked her up and tucked her in to her bed and snuggled up beside her for a while. Soothing her? Not so much. But it did help soothe my guilt.

BAD mom strike THREE!

So, I am guessing that the Mother of the Year committee will be passing right by my house now.

HOWEVER, I got my Marama to a level 16. AND I got my new hunter leveled to a 10 AND learned how to train the beast. (I love that quest. It sounds so dirty! More on that later.)

And really, the kids were sleeping not coloring on the walls or running around the house wreaking havoc. So, it's not that bad is it? IS IT?

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August 30, 2006

Level 14 and I only quit once

In one night I managed to level to 14. Go me! And that was without the help of the Males. Oh, don't get me wrong. Prior to that round there was a lot of "help" from the Males. Which included them telling me what to do IN STEREO but none of them saying the same thing. We should all know where that leads.

To me screaming, "I hate this game. I hate geeks. I hate everything about this. I QUIT. I am totally deleting this game and you all can just SHUT UP!" Then I took my hissy-fit self into the other room ignoring the Males as they called me back to try to calm me down and chill out.

See, to them, it is all so SIMPLE. All so EASY. To me, it is being dumped in China with no one who speaks English around and trying to understand what the hell everyone is saying. Yeah. I am that dumb at this. However, I did manage to get a quest (in my new land and all) and finish it (after only being killed 3 times) AND level up. Oh, yes, Mama Marama rocks the WoW world with her brilliance.

(Shuddup. It was good for me!)

Now, I have to play again. The drug of World of Warcraft is hooking me. I must find a meeting a support group a new quest to go kick some evil being butt.

I just hope the kids remember to eat dinner, take a bath and do their homework, because tonight, Mama has some questing to do.

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